My neighbour started a new business of renting out his goats to clear weeds from overgrown properties. Seeing his success, I based mine off the same model.
Pigs really will eat anything, and housing can get overcrowded.
In the grocery aisle’s blindspot, the conman poured a puddle of water, disposed of the bottle, and carefully laid down.
Moments later, the manager helped him melodramatically hobble into the office to await the ambulance, though the conman insisted he could take a taxi to the hospital if given funds to cover the trip and bills.
When the ambulance finally arrived, they found the conman with a broken kneecap and the manager apologetic that there weren’t cameras in the aisle or his office.