You’ll need: plain newborn onesies, fabric markers, and prizes

The game: guests draw designs on the onesies, with prizes for funniest, best design, etc.

The best part is that in those early days of late nights, when you’re changing your baby for the fifth time, you’ll see a fun design that reminds you of a loved one!

Agatha stared at the empty change table where her baby had just been lying. Frowning, her finger traced the charred lines of the demonic sigil now burned into the mattress. It was reversed of course, transferred from the back of the onesie she had just dressed little Lucy in. She’d only looked at the front as she grabbed it from the pile:

       Property of _______

She thought it had been a boring design. She should have known to check the back. It was a basic rule: anything can be a contract, provided it’s signed. It’s your responsibility to inspect the entire document.

The needle hidden under the zipper was a cheap move, but it had drawn enough blood to stain the onesie, sealing the contract.

Agatha sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose, avoiding the wart. She shouldn’t have invited demons to her baby shower, but she’d gone overboard on her gift registry and wanted to pad the numbers. After all, it had been the first firstborn child she’d successfully bargained for.

The next time she traded witchcraft for a baby, she’d just ask for gift cards.