Wyatt was a spoiled child.

Every birthday party he attended, he blew out the candles. He threw a tantrum when he didn’t win a party game. When the host was opening gifts, his mother gave him a present so that he wouldn’t feel left out.

She waved off concerns about her son learning to share, saying he could learn when he got older.

The invitations quickly petered out, so Wyatt was excited when his mother dressed him up and told him that there would be lots of family and food at this party. He just had to sit through some speeches and keep quiet.

Then Wyatt found out that the speeches were about some boring old family member. No one was going to mention him at all! His mother tried to explain why, but Wyatt was already planning.

During the speeches, he snuck out and climbed onto the roof of the church.

He’d make sure the funeral people had to talk about him too.

Wyatt was a spoiled child.