I knew babies cried in their sleep. I can understand why they also yell in their sleep.

It’s the giggling that creeps me out, particularly since he can’t do it while he’s awake yet.

I’d say it’s the second creepiest part of parenthood. The third is that some switch flipped in my brain the second he was born and nothing he produces disgusts me.

The first is the ease with which a chat with my husband moves from “he’s sleeping so well!” to “can you please check he’s still alive?”